What is Your Pete-Quotient? Created by Pete M

Question #1 What blatant lie do I most often tell about the scar on my forearm? It changes colors based on my mood. It is the exact same length as my penis. I got it in a gang fight. It is from surgery to mend a broken bone. Question #2 What indie rock quasi-celebrity do I have a long-standing crush on? Neko Case of The New Pornographers Eleanor Friedberger of The Fiery Furnaces Meat Loaf of Meat Loaf All of the above Question #3 What is my favorite childhood movie? The NeverEnding Story Aliens Doc Twidlly-Dink's Madcap Summer Adventure The Peanut Butter Solution Question #4 Am I a grade-A asshole? Yes No Maybe More like grade-D douchebag, LOL! Question #5 What unlikely name belonged to my highschool sweetheart? Betty Bloëjurb Pat Mahaschyk Tawny Peaks Theo Hummer Question #6 Which famous Peter am I named after? The Great The Apostle Pan Tork Question #7 What is my bourbon of choice? Maker's Mark Evan Williams Old Crow Old Postman Question #8 What is the most important and respected job at a bookstore? Owner Manager Janitor Shipping/Receiving Department Question #9 My favorite sexual position... is illegal in 9 states. is imaginary since I am a virgin, you creeps. is doggy-style. involves wombats. Question #10 Which of the following best describes me? Fuckin Gnarly Totally Tubular Kickin Rad None of the above